It’s Christmas morning here, at last! the chaos has begun
The gifts are flying everywhere, and each gremlin has one.
Albert’s got a guitar now—TWANG—there goes the tree,
And Alan with his teddy bear is giggling happily!
It’s festive mayhem, but that’s really no surprise!
Gremlins being wholesome, and totally not wise,
The stockings burst open with bangs and pops and cheers,
’Cause gremlin Christmas morning is the best day of the year!
Gremlin Christmas morning, oh what a sight to see—
Chaos, toys, and laughter underneath the twinkling tree.
Everyone’s unwrapping, shouting, tumbling with delight,
It’s a jolly gremlin holiday, messy, wild, and bright!
George's Barbies got a car, he’s racing down the hall,
Malcolm's Hot Wheels drive so fast and very nearly hit the wall.
It’s wild from end to end! And Lucy…
Well... Lucy just drives us round the bend.
Gremlin Christmas morning!
It’s noisy, bright and wild
Every single creature
Is giggling like a child
From drumkits, cars, and glow worms
To toys that start a fight!
If peace is what you're seeking...
Well, sorry—not tonight!
Cocoa on the ceiling, baubles rolling on the floor,
Someone duct taped a candy cane to the fridge door.
But through the noise and nonsense, the laughter and the play,
It’s a perfect gremlin Christmas in their own ridiculous way!
The mayhem keeps us laughing,
Board games fill the room,
And Gordon thinks he’s a grandmaster of doom.
Etch a sketch and hungry hippos, a bike and nerf guns too.
We're having fun and causing chaos, we hope you have fun too!
Gremlin Christmas morning, full of joy and cheer,
The loudest, wildest, warmest day of all the gremlin year.
From retro toys to drumkits, from puzzles to guitars—
Merry Gremlin Christmas—where YOU are the brightest stars!
So grab your cocoa, hold on tight,
Embrace the festive din
’Cause Gremlin Christmas is
The loudest joy there’s ever been!
So whether or not you celebrate,
If you share gifts or not,
What matters is you find the joy,
It matters less in what.
Here's a very Merry Christmas,
We wish the best possible day.
May all our festive little blessings
Find their cheerful, wonky way.