Seriously Tuesday
Just Fuck it all to bits
Twatty is a wanker
He's getting on my tits.
Each thing on its lonesome
Is nothing much at all.
But lump them all on Tuesday
And tadaaa we have a wall.
Didn't sign up for rock climbs or
Rappelling off a tower.
I started making pancakes
Now covered head to toe in flour.
I stubbed my toe on stuff
That didn't move since '93
Seriously i wanted just
2 minutes for a pee.
Hutch ate my Nutella.
He's in my bad books too.
Duncan's making eggnog
How does he make it blue?
Not one thing was massive
Which makes this Tuesday worse.
Earl where'd you get that tenner from
DID YOU JUST RAID MY PURSE?
Twatty held a meeting
I can tell it just made sense.
Roscoe's in the garden
Lashing poor George to the fence.
Nobody is harmed as such
No blood, not even tears
But all this inconvenient shit
To fix, could take me years.
Twatty if you're listening,
And I really hope you are
I'll find a way to screw with you
Oh wait...no... NOT MY CAR
I couldn't quite feel more pissed off.
I've really hit my limit.
Some day ill laugh but not today
You just cant when you're in it.
Twatty's really such a knob
The gremlins think he's cool
He might be cute but really
He's just a total tool
I'm too tired to be furious.
My patience worn too thin
That little dickheads going in
The nearest compost bin
Whoever riled up Twatty,
You really ought to share
This bullshit went on long enough
Ive a headache in my hair.
Tomorrow will be better?
Well it cant get fuckin worse
--Seriously you little shits
Just back off from my purse!
Im gonna have a brew
and find a little smile.
A little moment in today that
makes the rest worth while.
Carl just lobbed a kit kat
And demanded I be fixed
Not to be ungrateful but
id rather have a Twix.
And if i see that voodoo doll
Causing any further farce
Im gonna lose my shit and
Put my toe right up his arse.
[spoken]
absolute toss womble.