It’s the fourteenth of February and I’m in my gremlin clothes,
Mismatched socks, disaster hair — that’s just how it goes.
While Cupid’s out there throwing hearts like emotional grenades,
I’m eating snacks and chasing him with spoons I haven’t washed in days.
And maybe I don’t do romance, maybe flirting makes me choke,
But loving life in goblin form is honestly no joke—
So if you’re Billy-No-Mates, or just awkward in your skin,
Pull up a chair, you little gremlin, let the chaos begin.
Happy Gremlintine’s Day,
Where the lonely aren’t alone.
Where the zero-skill flirters
Finally feel at home.
We’ve got silly gifts and snacks,
All the pressure thrown away—
It’s the heartfelt, hopeless, goblin-love
Of Gremlintine’s Day.
I’ve got a crisp inside a fancy box and a rock with googly eyes,
A note that says “I tolerate you” — hey, that counts as a surprise.
No perfect roses, no candlelit vows, no nerves to overstress,
Just chaotic comfort, messy joy, and gremlins doing our best.
And if you want a bit of romance but don’t know the words to speak,
Here’s a line: “You’re my favourite disaster, let’s hang out again next week.”
Or “I think you’re kinda neat, like a chaos nugget snack”—
If emotions scare you half to death, we totally get that.
Happy Gremlintine’s Day,
For the goblins with soft hearts.
For the ones who love weirdly,
But they’re loving in their parts.
No smooth lines, no pressure,
Just affection in our way—
It’s the heartfelt, harmless, hopeless love
Of Gremlintine’s Day.
So here’s to the shy, the anxious,
The “I don’t know how to flirt” crew,
To the people who’d share their snacks
’Cause that’s their “I care about you.”
To the weirdos, loners, misfits
Who sparkle in their own way—
You deserve softness, you deserve laughter
Every single day.
Happy Gremlintine’s Day,
Let the awkward feel alright.
Let the lonely light a candle
Just to keep themselves in sight.
We are goblin hearts with courage,
Finding joy along the way—
It’s the tender, bittersweet, brilliant mess
Of Gremlintine’s Day.
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Romance is scary,
Snacks see me through.
Gremlins unite—
The awkward, the shy—
Gremlintine’s Day…
We thrive, we survive.
Happy Gremlintine's Day