Night shift buzz and the lights all flicker slow
Gremlin on a swivel chair spins like a lazy crow
He licks a stamp then eats the rest of the row
Scanner sings a broken hymn in neon glow
Who sent a cactus to an office in the snow
Who packed a single sock and labelled it "fragile halo"
My name tag says Denise but the system calls me Joe
Their tracking page says delivered but where did it go
Is it theft or is it art I do not know
Tiny claws in the vents breathing static like a show
Gremlins in the mailroom gremlins in the mailroom
They chew the barcodes they hum a buzzing doom
Wrong state wrong gate wrong town wrong moon
Gremlins in the mailroom singing out of tune
Gremlins in the mailroom gremlins in the mailroom
They swap your love note for a busted garden gnome "Boom!"
Right box wrong soul wrong bride wrong groom
Gremlins in the mailroom dancing on the tomb
These cards came blue but now they glow pink .. "Sick!"
Gremlin with the color wheel spins it like a magic trick
Printer coughs confetti then dies with a plastic click
He bows to the paper graveyard nice and quick