They’re dancing on the letter trays
Stomping on your wedding invites
The scorpion’s in the bubble wrap
And the router’s missing half its lights
They ate the stamps and drank the ink
Now the printer's printing pink...
Your passport’s on a rocket ship
Destination Saturn’s rings
Mislabelled chaos
Tangled thread
Package check?
Alive or dead?
Gremlins causing chaos
Cackling with delight
Turning every "Fragile" box
Into a food fight
Going postal, chaos every day
You wanted blue
But here comes pink—
Mutation funk ballet!
They play hopscotch on the fragile tags
Lick the glue off every seal
The envelopes are appetizers
Their mischief's got surreal appeal
Your postcards swim with coffee stains
Addressed to someone else in Maine
Your tracking number’s just a joke
It's gone rogue—the whole system broke
Gremlins causing havoc
Dancing on the mail
Every parcel leaves the depot
Telling a new tale
Mislabelled chaos
Tangled thread
Package check?
Alive or dead?
Gremlins causing chaos
Cackling with delight
Turning every "Fragile" box
Into a food fight
Going postal, chaos every day
You wanted blue
But here comes pink—
Mutation funk ballet!