But that's the moment life turns round and bites you in the ass
He's patient and he's calculating, what a total git
Spending days just dreaming up the inconvenient shit
The stuff that really drives you daft and sends you round the bend
Looking all innocuous he really ain't your friend
What a little asshole, an evil little knob
I wish he'd go and find himself a whole different job
I think he maxed his quota, I'm pissed off to no end
But he won't stop 'til I am gone completely round the bend
What must I have done to enrage this little shit
To make him chase my soul for justice like he is legit
I didn't eat his firstborn, I didn't torch his home
I just really wish the little twat would leave me all alone
I'm gonna name him Twatty, Cuntish seemed too mean
I don't want him to escalate or this crap to get obscene
I'm tired of his fuckery, I'd drop kick him half to hell
He'd probably just drag me for the ride along as well
He'd probably just drag me for the ride along as well...