A scientifically rigorous love song proving that choosing someone over bacon is the highest form of commitment.
Female Vocals
Male Vocals
I like you more than bacon;
you're a treasure hard to find
I like you more than coffee...
oh no ....wait... never mind .
You share your favourite prose with me
it hits me in the feels
I didn't fall in love with you
slipped on your dropped banana peel
I think you're really awesome,
if you let me I won't stop,
Licking you like you're
the bestest flavoured lollipop
You're nicer than dessert,
sweeter than the rest
I'd choose you over bacon
and everyone likes bacon best
My phone vibrates, a message,
I'm grinning like a loon,
It could be a gentle hug
or daft dog-shaped balloon,
Your name appears, I'm ready
for whatever thing you've shared,
A meme, a joke, profound, absurd
I love that you're not scared
I think you're really awesome,
if you let me I won't stop,
Licking you like you're
the bestest flavoured lollipop
You're nicer than dessert,
sweeter than the rest
I'd choose you over bacon
and everyone likes bacon best
The conversation's soothing
the laughter flowing free,
I love that you enjoy them too,
and make the time for me
We can talk about myriad things
I love the seamless shift .
From history to kinks to books
a never-ending gift .
It's safe and unexpected
we can show up honestly.
You're definitely better
than bacon... obviously.
I think you're really awesome,
if you let me I won't stop,
Licking you like you're
the bestest flavored lollipop
You're nicer than dessert,
sweeter than the rest
I'd choose you over bacon
and everyone likes bacon best
I know I have a weird approach,
(So you know that I ain't fakin'),
I never ever ever ever
EVER joke 'bout bacon
I'm here with you on purpose and everything.
that's it.
I know this song is stupid,
but the feelings are legit,
I'm saying this out loud now
so there's no way of mistakin',
I like you more than hot choc croissants
And even more than bacon.