Walked in late something's off
Flour footprints on the counter tops
Blueberry pancakes on the wall
No one admits to it at all
Fridge is open nothing's cold
Someone's plating things with gold
Oven's on but set to "why?"
I don't think we should let that slide.
Who left them in the kitchen?
Who said this was fine?
Every time we turn around
Something's burning. Every. Time.
Bang bang gurgle splat
Crash crash - don't touch that!
Turn around it's too late now
Something's burning - WHERE'S THE CAT?!
Chocolate cake but it's still raw
Someone said "that's how it's done"
WAIT Absinthe is not a food group!
Who let that idea through?!
Nutella jar's completely gone
No spoon just chaos going on
Tortilla chips all over the floor
And somehow they still want more
Someone shouted "leave it be"
Someone climbed inside the freezer
Something's smoking - should we check?
No we'll deal with that later...
Who left them in the kitchen?
Who said this was fine?
Every time we turn around
Something's burning. Every. Time.
Bang bang gurgle splat
Crash crash - don't touch that!
Turn around it's too late now
Something's burning - WHERE'S THE CAT?!
One says "this is under control"
One just dropped a mixing bowl
One says "trust me" (that's a lie)
Something just exploded - why?
Bang bang gurgle splat
Crash crash - don't touch that
Turn around it's too late now
Something's burning - WHERE'S THE CAT?!
Who left them in the kitchen?