Started out quiet, nothing to do
Someone passed around the apple juice
One said “shake it”—we all agreed
Now the ceiling’s part of the scene
Lights went out, no one cared
Someone moved all the chairs upstairs
Something’s spinning—don’t touch that…
…too late, we already did that
This is part of the plan—don’t ask me how
It all makes sense if you don’t think now
This is part of the plan—just go along
If it all goes wrong, we’ll say it’s done on purpose
Ohhh-oh! It’s all part of the plan
Ohhh-oh! We don’t understand
Take my hand—don’t ask me why
It’ll all make sense… eventually, right?
There’s a shopping trolley halfway up the stairs
I interrogated everyone—no one says it’s theirs
The bathtub’s full of loo roll and a traffic cone
There’s a stack of fivers in the sink—looks like Earl got home
One says “this is under control”
One just dug a random hole
Something’s beeping—should we care?
Everyone just stands and stares
This is part of the plan—don’t ask me how
It all makes sense if you don’t think now
This is part of the plan—just go along
If it all goes wrong, we’ll say it’s done on purpose
Ohhh-oh! It’s all part of the plan
Ohhh-oh! We don’t understand
Take my hand—don’t ask me why
It’ll all make sense… eventually, right?
Ohhh-oh! It’s all part of the plan
Ohhh-oh! We don’t understand
Take my hand—don’t ask me why
It’ll all make sense… we’ll say it’s fine
It’s all part of the plan…
(We’ll say it’s fine)