Is it classy, is it cute, is it chaos supreme?
Is it tastefully curated or a fever-dream theme?
When the lights switch on, does it sparkle and gleam,
Or look like Gremlins got loose with a bucket of green?
God or gremlin? Which one made your tree?
Is it holiday heaven or a glitter catastrophe?
Did you plan it out early or throw it up late—
November ’cause you’re eager or last-minute fate?
God or gremlin? Be honest with me…
’Cause your tree tells the truth for the whole world to see!
Do you rock a colour palette, all silver and gold?
Or random school crafts from when you were four years old?
Is the angel on top glowing proud, standing tall,
Or leaning to the left, trying not to fall?
[Pre-Chorus]
Magazine-worthy or a quirky creation?
A Pinterest vibe or Gremlin-run operation?
Did you measure every ribbon with deep dedication,
Or does it scream “I gave up!” in bold decoration?
[Chorus]
God or gremlin? Which one made your tree?
Is it holiday heaven or a glitter catastrophe?
Did you plan it out early or throw it up late—
November ’cause you’re eager or last-minute fate?
God or gremlin? Be honest with me…
’Cause your tree tells the truth for the whole world to see!
[Bridge]
If the baubles are dangling on only one side,
And the lights all decided they’re not gonna light—
Well maybe the Gremlins came round in the night,
And messed with your masterpiece out of pure delight.
But if it’s elegant, chic, like a wintery dream,
A sparkling star of the festive scene—
Then maybe a god with a decorating team
Came down for a minute to boost your theme.
[Final Chorus]
God or gremlin? Which one made your tree?
Is it glam, is it glory, or pure anarchy?
Are you Christmas-calm or chaotic with glee?
Either way, babe, it’s your holiday spree.
God or gremlin? Whatever it may be—
Your tree is the star of the season to me.