Gift Wrap God or Gremlin?
Velveteen ribbon and dried citrus slices
Candy canes, foliage, wintery spices.
Brown paper packages tied up with strings
Are you a God at gift wrapping things?
Match paper, décor, home baked cookie gift tags
Holly and sleigh bells handmade fabric bags
Are your corners so sharp they'd cut like a knife?
Are your gifts the kind they'd remember for life?
Done by August? Wrapped weeks ahead?
Left 'til December twentieth filled with dread
Last minute dash round the motorway stop?
Gift cards when all else is a flop.
Wrapping some slippers and socks as a loo
Secret Santa giftee wont know it was you
Wrap make up and chocolates to look like a drill
You've got to admit it takes creative skill!
Are you gift wrapping skills utterly crap
Do you pay extra for stores to gift wrap?
Chuck 'em in bags or use string from the shed.
Is it 5am Christmas 'fore you get to bed?
All for one day, another year done,
God or gremlin? Gifts of all sizes and different amounts
Saw it on TikTok and thought that you'd try it? Oh well
Its the thought that counts!