You planned your gifts early — list neat, items locked…
But the gremlins stole your clipboard and your Sellotape stock.
You ordered things in November, feeling smug and serene—
But the gremlins hit “CANCEL ORDER” just to watch you scream.
The batteries you bought?
Gone.
Ribbon? Missing.
They’re in the corner chewing gift tags and hissing.
Is it really gremlins or do you start buying christmas eve,
maybe you delegate it to poor old uncle steve?
its December 20th, no days off left to spare,
you better get a move on or under the tree'll be bare!
Are you a GOD, or are you a GREMLIN?
Are you wrapping like a legend or fighting tiny goblins?
Did your parcels disappear? (They hid them in the bin!)
You try so hard—
But every Christmas always has GREMLINS.
They stole your tape, your list, your snacks—
They swapped your perfect gift for socks and tacks.
You swear you’re organised… but you can’t outrun
A gremlin on a sugar rush having too much fun.
Planned or panicked, early or last-min—
It makes no odds…
’Cause GREMLINS ALWAYS WIN.