Have you got your watchlist sorted, every classic in its place?
It's a Wonderful Life at eight, a smile upon your face?
Hot cocoa, Christmas blanket, everything just right?
Or is the telly doing four things simultaneously tonight?
One screen green, don't ask us why
Someone's watching Brave for the forty-seventh time
God or gremlin? What's your Christmas pick?
Is it soft and full of wonder or delightfully unhinged and quick?
Do you cry at the same bit every single year?
Or does Krampus feel more festive and the vibe just feels right here?
God or gremlin? Settle in and see—
Christmas movies look different in every family.
Die Hard is a Christmas movie, I will die upon this hill
It's set at Christmas, there's a party, that's the whole entire deal
Gremlins, Krampus, Bad Santa — that's a solid Christmas night
Someone's under a blanket with a torch and a He-Man comic, that's alright
Snatch is on for the eighty-seventh time this year
Something's been on since Tuesday and it's in Tagalog, unclear
God or gremlin? What's your Christmas pick?
Curated festive classics or just whatever seems to stick?
All movies ARE Christmas movies if you watch them in December
God or gremlin? Pick your fighter—
Santa doesn't judge, just remember
The kids have Brave on loop
The dog is more invested than the rest
Someone switched to Frozen when it snowed
Nobody requested it, it's just what happens I guess
One screen is entirely green
We don't know why, we've stopped asking
It's not the 90s, it can't be the SCART
So now we're multitasking
God or gremlin? The answer's yes
To the classics and the chaos and the comfortable mess
To the He-Man comic and the green screen situation
To Die Hard as a Christmas tradition
God or gremlin? You're here, lights low—
Whatever's on the telly, that's your Christmas show
All movies are Christmas movies
If you need them to be
Santa doesn't judge
And honestly
Neither do we