Just a look for the little things, a reason to laugh
A gremlin on a unicorn floatie posing in the bath
It's not deep, it's not wise, it's not fixing your day
But it's one stupid moment that won't slip away
Choosing to laugh in spite of the crap
That life throws at you — yeah, let it wrap when it wraps
You don't need perfect, you don't need strong
Just need one small step to keep moving along
Daily dose of dumbassery
Just enough to get me out of bed
Don't need brave, don't need legendary
Just need upright in my head
If I can stand, that's victory
If I can laugh, I'm halfway there
Daily dose of dumbassery —
I showed up, I swear
When nothing goes right, go left instead
Yell "PLOT TWIST!" — move on, walk tall, stick out your chest
Or don't — just sit up, blink, exist
That still counts, don't argue with this
No capes today, no grand display
Just brushing your teeth is a win, okay?
We're not saving the world before 9am
We're just getting through it — again and again
You don't need hype, you don't need grace
Just meet yourself in whatever place
Flat on the floor? Cool, start there
That's still a start — you're already there
Daily dose of dumbassery
Just enough to get me out of bed
Don't need brave, don't need legendary
Just need upright in my head
If I can stand, that's victory
If I can laugh, I'm halfway there
Daily dose of dumbassery —
I showed up, I swear
Some days it's heavy, some days it's loud
Some days you're lost in the middle of a crowd
But if you can smirk at the mess for a sec
That's you taking power — don't you forget
Daily dose of dumbassery
Just enough to get me upright
Not a hero, not a masterpiece
Just survived another night
If I can stand, that's victory
If I can laugh, I'm doing fine
Daily dose of dumbassery —
One small step at a time
Daily dose of dumbassery…
One small step at a time…
I showed up, I swear…
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