The clock is nearly striking, the year is almost through,
Was it glorious and golden… or a big ol’ pile of poo?
Did you sail through smooth and steady, calm as morning dew—
Or did gremlins chew the wires and unleash chaos upon you?
(Pre-Chorus)
Maybe life was peaceful, quiet, tidy, safe, and clean…
Or maybe it was lunacy, a gremlin jamboree supreme!
Whether you lived blessed and lucky or wild with anarchy—
We’re here to shout a greeting with our trademark trickery!
(Chorus)
✨ Happy New Year from the gremlins! ✨
We’ve survived another ride!
If your year was full of madness—
Hey, at least you thrived!
If your days were dull and boring, calm and wonderfully sincere—
Raise a cup of good ol’ cheer and welcome in a brand new year!
(Verse 2)
We’ve tripped over resolutions, set alarms that never rang,
Started projects, caused distractions, dropped your snacks and loudly sang.
We’ve brought anarchy and mischief, sprinkled chaos far and near—
But we promise—well… we’ll try—to behave (a bit) next year.
(Pre-Chorus)
Maybe you climbed mountains, maybe you just took a nap,
Maybe you found magic, love, or managed life without a flap.
But whether things were brilliant or a circus run amok—
You made it, and that’s victory—no gremlin can disrupt!
(Chorus)
✨ Happy New Year from the gremlins! ✨
May your troubles disappear!
If your year was nuts, we get it—
We caused half the mess, we fear.
If your days were smooth and simple, steady, safe, and crystal clear—
Clink your cup and shout hooray—here comes another weird new year!
(Bridge)
Let the fireworks pop like popcorn, let the midnight laughter ring,
Let the gremlins dance on tabletops and make the doorbells ding!
Whatever comes tomorrow—joy or chaos, peace or fear—
We wish you something wonderful in every shiny new frontier.
(Final Chorus)
✨ Happy New Year from the gremlins! ✨
We’re unhinged but full of heart.
May your next twelve months be magic—
A spectacular fresh start!
Whether life’s bananas bonkers or politely prim and dear,
We’re cheering loud and messy: Have an epic, gremlin-blessed New Year!